vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

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You were made to be kissed, often and well. George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords (via feellng)

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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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circumcising:

when u think a boy is hot but then u see his long dirty fingernails :////

Yes !!!! Like if his nails are like that imagine what else is dirty

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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